Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 28, 2019

Thank God you weren’t watching a Dickens melodrama – you might’ve had an olive OR twist to contend with!

I’ve heard that Sherlock Holmes doesn’t appeal to every body…

I can see that you have some re-Morse …

I know it would take a Saint to remember everything, all the Thyme…

but I do have to say that any man who pays so little attention he Misses Peel, is probably losing his Marples.

Watch out for those lemon twists…you’ll bitter-ly spiral out of control…..

He took his drink to the ER? I see a DUI in his future.

Ahhhh…a twist at the end!

So where’s the olive with a toothpick?

“…didn’t see The Twist coming”? How old is this cartoon? The Twist appeared in 1959 and was “gone” by the mid ’60s.