Arlene thinks that Henry needs to go about two feet farther.
Just give her the crossword puzzle. You can read the comics later.
Captain Arlene has no patience with mutineers.
You should have built that shark-infested moat as she requested, Leroy.
Don’t be obtuse, my dear Plankster, or Arlene will make sure you get the point!
She doesn’t think so.
Actually, Henry, I don’t think it’s gone quite far enough…
If that plank were a few feet longer it would probably bend down enough to touch the walkway…
You could step off and make a run for the Tiki, where the rum is smooth, and the sun is always over the yardarm.
As it is, it’s a short jump… but I haven’t seen any sharks about, so fear not.
Cap’n Arlene will soon set a course for calmer waters…
and then I’m sure she’ll welcome her crew back aboard.
At least you are not going to drown!!! you can just step off that plank!
This is Arlenes way of saying touché!
Arlene just wants him to go get the groceries. She’s reminding him to get some fresh corn, it’s on sale… a buck-’n-ear.
Arlene showed some ingenuity with those railings and two planks; all aboard!
Arlene runs a tight ship.
Arlene has been watching the Errol Flynn Marathon on BTCM.
You buy her those cheap chocolates from the gas station, this is what happens.
“Ya takes the last Long John Sliver and ya takes the consequences!”
Just be glad she didn’t try to keel haul you.
Just be happy she isn’t keelhauling you. Being dragged through the crawl space under your house isn’t fun.
Avast, ya scurvy knave!
oldpine52 over 4 years ago
Arlene thinks that Henry needs to go about two feet farther.
Bilan over 4 years ago
Just give her the crossword puzzle. You can read the comics later.
DennisinSeattle over 4 years ago
Captain Arlene has no patience with mutineers.
Tigressy over 4 years ago
You should have built that shark-infested moat as she requested, Leroy.
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
Don’t be obtuse, my dear Plankster, or Arlene will make sure you get the point!
GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago
She doesn’t think so.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 4 years ago
Actually, Henry, I don’t think it’s gone quite far enough…
If that plank were a few feet longer it would probably bend down enough to touch the walkway…
You could step off and make a run for the Tiki, where the rum is smooth, and the sun is always over the yardarm.
As it is, it’s a short jump… but I haven’t seen any sharks about, so fear not.
Cap’n Arlene will soon set a course for calmer waters…
and then I’m sure she’ll welcome her crew back aboard.
SheMc over 4 years ago
At least you are not going to drown!!! you can just step off that plank!
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
This is Arlenes way of saying touché!
P51Strega over 4 years ago
Arlene just wants him to go get the groceries. She’s reminding him to get some fresh corn, it’s on sale… a buck-’n-ear.
J Short over 4 years ago
Arlene showed some ingenuity with those railings and two planks; all aboard!
eddie6192 over 4 years ago
Arlene runs a tight ship.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 4 years ago
Arlene has been watching the Errol Flynn Marathon on BTCM.
well-i-never over 4 years ago
You buy her those cheap chocolates from the gas station, this is what happens.
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
“Ya takes the last Long John Sliver and ya takes the consequences!”
Plods with ...™ over 4 years ago
Just be glad she didn’t try to keel haul you.
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
Just be happy she isn’t keelhauling you. Being dragged through the crawl space under your house isn’t fun.
David Rickard Premium Member over 4 years ago
Avast, ya scurvy knave!