Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 24, 2020

Oscar should have never let her talk him into the nose ring.

Paper training?

Cynthia! that’s not my nose!

I have customarily heard that phrase in association with another body part.

I prefer the lower muzzle to the nose, myself. I would grab my dog’s muzzle from behind, tip her head up, and drip drops into the eyes. My mom asked me to put drops in my kid brother’s eyes once, and I missed the eyes until I grabbed him like he was a dog and plopped the drops right in.

Shouldn’t do that Cynthia it caused him to drop his pipe.

OK Oscar, time for bed,

Now I know why Oscar has a big red bulbous nose. And here I thought it was from the bottle. No, it’s from the battle… ax, that is

This is why we put rings in bull noses and pig snouts! (Don’t know why your sister wears one.)

Only the nose knows for sure.

They called him Pinnochio in school….always being lead by the nose by the teacher for lying…

When she was in her 20s, that wasn’t required.

The name for that move is called the c’mere.

Funny how his nasal passage leads to taking out the trash…

Cynthia’s Nose-Fu is so expert she doesn’t even need to put down her pocketbook to perfectly exact compliance from her subject.

Actually, you take ahold much lower… “If you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow”.

Cynthia grew up on a farm and knew all about leading stubborn animals. He’s lucky she has not (yet) hung a chain on it.. but if he gets frisky just one more time.. it’s on.

That’s just one piece of anatomy, there are other parts to.