Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 07, 2020

How do you deal with a goalie on Ballard Street while maintaining your social distance?

Throw a puck off to his right. When he goes for it, dodge around him on his left.

At least he’s wearing a mask, so there’s that.

Oh , look it’s sub-zero.

Blow a whistle to call time out!

None shall pass!

“Your skates’ laces are untied.”

He’s such a hockey puck up!

Chuck starts wondering about his goals in life.

The question is, which one is Chuck.

This is the stupidest strip since Henry. Remember Henry? Brutally stupid

“Not good”, thinks Chuck. “I wish he had chosen Basketball this time…”

Just give him a check

He’s gonna get the puck outa there…

That’s when Chuck opened his jacket, revealing his .357. The goalie thought better of it and shuffled home.

And quick as a fox Chuck realizes his best option is to turn around and put in another couple of hours at work.

Never bring a hockey stick to a gunfight.

Really? Why?

The crazy dog across the street or this nutter? Not an easy choice to make.

Which one is Chuck? Looks like some one’s alarm bells have been ringing too long already

He doesn’t look so tough. He has to wear padding, and his stick is broken.

They’re going off in MY mind