Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 07, 2020

Get a grip, Stephen.

Gordon is gleefully closing in on Stephen’s other arm.

Gordon’s last name is “Clampett”.

Ya just gotta clamp down on this kind of thing.

Wrong. The pressure point is the web between thumb and first finger.

Are these boys members of the Ballard Street Clamp and Pulley Club?

But the rest of the guys in the Ballard St Pulley Club think that Gordon and Stephen are rank amateurs.

Hear, lemme hepyah wit that…. buttah gottah bee kwik, gotta sneak… uh, head ovur to teh TIKI… an start maykin sum YakbaL Sammiches… Assuming itstiLL OPEN..ah herd thars gunna be a Pardy… maybee..???

Stop being so ornery

One way to hold onto friends…

They seem to be well matched; or is that C-eem?Reminds me of Bill Murray and Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors.

Just goes to prove, you can never have too many clamps…

Keep it together, guys.

And I thought those were C-clamps.

“I’m not! I’m not twisting your arm!”

Both of these boys look like they are enjoying themselves way, Way, WAY too much…

HHHMMMM…!

This could get kinky, I hope they have established a safe word.

That’s painful and mean. These guys need an intervention.

Stephen cut his arm and Gordon used the clamp to try to keep Stephen from bleeding.

Ornery sounds a lot like horny.

Gordon needs someone to clamp down one his sadistic tendencies.