Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 06, 2021

There are some on Ballard Street who think Arthur is windy enough already.

Is there a beanery nearby?

Arthur is full of hot air…and other ..er….things.

In fact, when folks see Arthur walking by and dragging his parachute, more than a few have been moved to say “Look at that poor old windbag.”

To quote Benny Hill, I like passing wind!

Arthur doesn’t pay much attention to the news… or, obviously, to reality in general.

However, he was recently buoyed by overhearing some news about a chance of rising inflation.

If he eats some beans, he’ll have wind enough to fill his sails…

Arthur found where the sidewalk ends. We haven’t heard from him since. He just dropped off the face of the earth.

One way to fill that chute is to break it…

Obviously, the wind does not seek Arthur!

Turn left at the next corner.. third house on the right.

Ironically, Bernice kicked him out of the house for creating wind… ☺

Get a jet pack, Artie.

Possibly even a producer of wind?

I took a course with an actress who was confined to a wheelchair. She had gone hang-gliding, misjudged a stall, and twisted her head to “save her face”. Bad choice.

Go to DC, you’ll find lots of hot air rising.

I consider myself a breaker of wind

Preparing for a political campaign?

Eat more chili.

Get a fannie pack.