Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 24, 2021

After 63 years? Yeah, that must be it. /s

Or maybe, it’s just a sign of returning circulation after eight hours of sitting at a desk doing nothing constructive.

It’s probably just the pins he forgot to take out of his new pair of shorts.

Wow, do you think with excitement we can get our tails back? I would love to wag mine!! Might have to alter some clothing, it’s true.

Or could it be a precursor to a bad back.

Pilonidal cyst. It’ll fool you every time.

Prob’ly just needs to stop off for some Preparation H…

…maybe a tingle that tells him to buy a bidet…

This cartoon character reminds me of Sidney Greenstreet!

I think it’s the tacos you had for lunch.

Phew. Glad I finished the caption.

A “Tingling Sensation” from that area is never gಠಠd…

Use toilet paper.. the newspaper you have been using don’t clean that good and some of that ink could be rubbing off as well.

Playing with your butt in public is never a good idea. I don’t care how excitable you are!!!!!!!!! SHERIFF!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I think it’s the thong.

Probably just a wild hair.

Has Manny been dewormed?

No; it just means you’ve been sitting too long before getting up and something has fallen asleep…