Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 08, 2021

But, as everyone knows, Billy may be Swanky, but he ain’t no thinker.

Looks like Stewart started something he’ll regret with Billy.

Hey, I remember Swank, and it didn’t look like this.

He’s got that look in his eyes. He’s got that shrug of his eyebrows.

Swanky is what was popular this morning. If the critics (who woke up at noon) have anything to say about it, it’s already passé.

Stewart is a force to be reckoned with (unless you cross the street in time). A swanky thinker and a fly dresser judging by the press of his shirt collar…

Stewart is also filling his Swanky Swigs with the good stuff. You can see it in his eyes.

Billy’s detractors call him a Swanker. Not all, mind you, just the British ones.

So that’s was swank smells like.

Based on his style of clothes Billy also thinks he is suave?

Not the kind of person to have an argument with. He won’t stop talking until you acquiesce.

It’s the glasses, they ooze swank.. Billy’s thinking has nothing to do with it

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more…

(Today, Jerry couldn’t stay within the lines…)

Too close there Billy

However, those who know him consider him a doorknob.

This is why Bill is going through his third divorce. TURN THAT SWANK OFF

Two words I didn’t think I’d ever see together…

Well, don’t we all?

Billy’s shirt ruins the look.

Probably considers himself a thoughtful dresser too.