Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 22, 2021

Michael misunderstood all those women who, in his youth, told him to go play with himself.

Somebody must have told Michael that he has nobody to blame, . . .

Well if you all did what Michael has done…..

Quick, somebody give sobbing Michael a hand; uh oh, as Emily Litella would say, “Nevermind.”

Michael, a little bit of soul searching is a good thing. Just don’t get carried away with it.

He just gave himself the finger.

Not too smart, is he?

It’s the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate! (currently earthbound)

Though it doesn’t have the blame theme, the pointing finger reminded me of lyrics from a McDonald’s commercial from the 1970s “We do it all for You” which starts off “You, you’re the one. You are the only reason …”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFkGEi0Et08

Michael has met the enemy, and he is him.

but what about….?

☜ ☝ I’ll join you, Michael…

It’s what you do when the wife is out of town. Takes the guilt away when you burn the toast or wear mismatched socks and you can move on.

Goodnight, Dick.

Definitely a game for seniors. Millennials are taught that nothing is there fault (actually, they’re not the only ones told that now days)

Oh please tell me that Ballard St. has nothing to do with this “Critical Race Theory” nonsense!! :>)

Blaming yourself is nothing new, Richard. It’s your fault anyway.