Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 26, 2021

And it allows him ample opportunities to indulge in his ankle fetish.

It takes a lot of practice to get it flat.

Plus it gets him invited to all the best parties, where he can listen in on all the latest scuttlebutt & rumors.

It’s a living.

It’s a family thing, like the Flying Wallendas, Garrett’s sister Ginger rents herself out as a lamp. Has different shades to match most decor. His ample aunt Gertrude is currently an easy chair at the Keebermeister house. And Grandpa Geoff has been a throw rug for some time now.

I’m glad he has a water bottle, but it must get hard on the knees at times. Still, the CIA pays well, and like hangedman says, “It’s a living.”

In the movie “Soylent Green” there are people that are called furniture.

It must hard on the back.

“Consider yourself at home – Consider yourself one of the family

We’ve taken to you so strong – It’s clear we’re going to get along

Consider yourself well in – Consider yourself part of the furniture …"

Just when you think you can go a whole day without mentioning forniphilia in the comics…

Oh, my aching back.

He tried renting himself out as a garret, but apart from the confusion with his name, he was getting things stuffed into the most unusual places…

Break his back at our house what with all the books stacked on it.

Go with your strength.

Tongue duly bitten

Normally, he does parties. “Is that table moving?” “Are those human hands?” It’s sad to see him performing with such a disinterested audience.

Not sure I’d be comfortable setting drinks on there…

Garrett is into a little S&M

He’s good at it for the first few hours, then he tends to slope downwards.

At least it’s a step up. Garrett isn’t allowing people to walk all over him anymore.