Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 25, 2021

If Allen nails that table to the wall, he’ll afflicted by Marg when she gets home.

NO, Allen.

“afflicted by poor thinking.” What a polite way of saying “dumbass.”

Starting with that shirt. It looks like the banquet tablecloth in an Italian restaurant.

Double dumbass.

It’ll keep him from dragging it to Antiques Roadshow FOREVER!

This reminds me of the TV add with the guy and the nail-gun.

Sawing an inch of the back legs will accomplish the same thing, and you don’t need to find a wall stud.

Is this the way Ethan Allen got started?

This is true.. Allen should be using screws. Allen failed hammer in kindergarten and the scars on his thumbs show he never did master the skill.

Well, he HAS knocked it over before. And those pencils can be painful.

Did nobody tell Allen if it ain’t broke don’t fix it!!!

Allen should probably take up the thought with someone else.

Probably should not be allowed anywhere near hammers, nails … or walls.

I have been accused of similar crimes by my better half.

Stand back, Allen. Slowly. Then go away.