Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 01, 2021

Of course not, what Glenn really wanted to be was Robert Redford, but that was already taken.

Glenn really wanted to be Audrey Hepburn, but male pattern baldness……

I’m not the man anybody wanted me to be. I’m the man I became instead.

Glenn isn’t even the man he used to be.

Get over it. Most aren’t.

Welcome to the club, most men never become the stud they want to be. Nature only endowed a few and those ads that promise to add a couple of inches.. don’t work.

And who was the man he wanted to be? Why, a Lumberjack, of course!

…or all he could be.

Go to the wanted ads!

I’m half way between, being the woman I wanted to be, and the woman I’m afraid I’ll end up being.

“Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.” :)

Don’t worry, Glenn. Just be a man. Any man.