Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 13, 2022

Milburn had better be careful about dealing off the bottom of the deck, Phideaux is a sore loser.

Just because you saw a painting, it doesn’t mean that dogs can play poker.

You’re just jealous cause he’s winning.

So how are you going to play your cards?

Are you going to hold ’em or fold ’em?

Are you going to just sit there? Are you going to walk away? or run?

The amazing thing about a poker-playing dog is not how well it plays but that it plays at all.

Probably time to cash in, maybe order a pizza.. cuz it looks like Phideaux is pretty well done playing poker.

“Got any spayeds?”

(¬_¬) ♤♠

Dog: Arf…arf..bow wow? He: Does tear mean two cards?

When the human turns away, the dog “marks” his cards. It ain’t pretty.

“Who you staring at? Paint a picture of me playing poker. It’ll last longer.”

Phideaux is an excellent bluffer.

That hand is a dog’s breakfast.