Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 16, 2022

It’s my biorhythm. It says, “Not today, Marilynn. Not today.” when I’m working out.

Maude has some suggestions for alternative energy sources that Walter should look into if he expects to get any clean clothes or hot meals.

From the looks of Walter’s girth, his energy source is a blabber mouth.

is that double AA batteries by the way?

Great advice Walter, here fold your own clothes.

Hit him with the laundry, Maude! – With all that starch in it it’s gonna smart.

Yes, ‘Take It Easy’! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CV_dLvZmRY

His gas is building up!

Well there’s the problem.. Those energy sources often get identities mixed up, that message was for Martin’s brother

There once was a fella named Walt,

who told his exertions to halt.

To his wife was his plea, “It’s my energy…”

“It really isn’t my fault!”

[DUMP!]

I blame the lack of oxygen….

It’s cool. We’re casual.

Actually, it is saying something like get serious lard ass.

My energy source(s) keep raising their rates.

Like myself, I get the impression that Walter’s “energy source” is stored around the waist.

I’m confused. Is his energy source a windmill or a ventriloquist?

After you run around the block we can discuss it again!

Walter, your energy source is headed for a nuclear meltdown. Don’t listen to it.