Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 19, 2022

The crazy cat lady’s sister

Cujo is going to hold out for fresh chopped sir loin instead of that dry food.

Stella better “honor him” he sharpens his teeth on the back porch steps. He could snap a candlestick in two…..

I was going to say that he seems nice and sweet -

- but in that picture she has of him, he looks pretty sinister.

Stella is about to back her polka dot butt into candle fire. She never would pay extra for flame retardant.

When that’s all you have…care for it!

I have friends who brag about spoiling their dogs. I’ve found those dogs are usually not trained, tend to be overweight and have rude behavior.

{"Where’s the throne?"}

Sure, for a dog that would probably work.. but it would take a whole lot more for a cat.

Sadly, I know people like this, but usually it’s 4 or 5

Funny thing is – this absolutely does not work with cats.

The Egyptians worshipped cats like they were gods. And rightly so.

Miss Millie High-Maintenance is going to be jealous.

She crossed her fingers. Is something wrong with the food?

Food fit for a king.