Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 03, 2022

King really wishes that Helen would make sure Herman takes his medications every day.

In the end, King decided to see how Miss Milly High Maintenance down the street reacted. Then he’d know whether to laugh or bite him.

He shouldn’t have read the ILIAD. He couldn’t resist creating a Trojan puppy.

That does look a lot like you, King. You should get royalties.

He should feel proud. After all, it’s the Parade of King.

Given only those two choices, go with proud. Suspicious might be a better option, but I guess that’s not on the menu.

I’d be more upset about identity theft.

Or should he feel concerned for or ashamed for the guy?

As long as Herman minds his own business…

Harold always complained that Millicent treated the dog better than she treated him. Now he’s doing something about it.

Looks like fun!!!

Squeeky, squeeky, squeeky all the way up and down the sidewalk. Those wheels need some WD40.

king is getting ready to smelleehid!

MechaDogZilla?

King will be fine unless he motorizes that.

I think Herman needs to be afraid, King’s got a gleam in his eye that says.. romance.

His inserts will never be the same. :)

I don’t think King needs to be afraid, so much as… concerned.

Hit ‘em hard from the side… they’ll go right over.

Beware of Geeks bearing gifts.

Afraid, although that is commonplace on Ballard St.

Be afraid, King. Be very, very afraid.