Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 12, 2022

Now Marg, you should know by now that Leon and Scooter sail where the wind blows them.

It’s no fun to sail without an audience!

He better stand up soon, Scooter looks ready to yank that boat out from under him.

So much for Thar she blows. It’s more like There she blows his fun day.

You can pout all you want… but you’re still in “time out”

yeah, say that to my nephews and nieces please

The first mate also looks a bit nonplussed (would that be “minused”?).

The hubby looks miffed.

Sailing, sailing over the bounding living room floor!

Well, at least he can still get two sheets to the wind…

…the little cannon looks like fun…

With cardboard inserts of such impressive mass, he’s likely to be blown into the lake. The living room is safer.

Noir poster by the Stel-lar Bel. @cleoandcompany.net

Good morning Poster phans! Lost another 4 lbs according to the hospital scales! Woohoo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGENkpaPkgw

It’s National Limerick Day! There once was a man from Nan…. (never mind)

Y’all have a great day. (((((HuGz!)))))

I think the deck of cruise ship would be the perfect place to sail one of these things. :)

Please, take your tea bag out. It’s done. :)

Looks like he can’t defy her; the cannon has already been knocked out of commission.

If you can’t sail through the living room, where CAN you sail, he wonders.