Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 23, 2022

Prance while you can, Artie and Lyle, the fashion police are on their way.

hmmmm …… gives me an idea

I’d use a baseball bat on those pee shooters.

Arrest them for littering and I’m not talking about the peas.

There should be signs posted for those who are unfamiliar with this neighborhood. “Danger: Flying Peas (M-F 7-8 AM, S-S 2-3 PM)”

I wonder how long they practiced before they quit inhaling a pea?

Whadda couple a’ spit-wads

Is that the MacGillicuddy twins? I haven’t seen them in ages!

Look at that smile, I wish he didn’t encourage them. But that’s Larry – you remember Larry, we had lunch at the Diner, yesterday…

Synchronized Spitting…

One of them is about to get a briefcase in the ol’ mug.

Ballard Street, you gotta love it.

Scourge of Ballard St. those two. Secretly sponsored by the Ballard St. Safety Eye Glasses and Scissors Inc.

Sounds like a bad way to accidentally aspirate peas, which don’t show on x-rays.

Wearing women’s clothing, no less. Men wear checks!

Shoot! They’re here again.