Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 19, 2022

Looks like a hoser

Simple yet tasteful.

If you like that one, you look under his hood.

And under his kitchen sink. He conducts tours of that one on Tuesdays from 12:31 to 12:48.

So Mr. Marky decorates ALL of his squirters? I mean…

What does Mrs Marky have on her nylons?

It seems very appropriate to put a flower on his flow-er.

Mr. Marky was a flower child.

A decorative HOSE??! Now I’ve heard everything. Hahahahaha!

He just bought a dozen of Daisy’s @ Michael’s to last through the summer. What a blooming idiot!

Actually.. it’s a training aid. Mr Marky forgets what he is supposed to be watering. Mrs Markey has a whole selection of aids she clips on as required.. rose bushes; tree; car; inflatable pool…..

Mr. Marky only does this when Mrs. Marky is not around. (She is commonly known as “Snarky Marky”…)

“Is that a rose on your hose, or do you need to see a doctor?”

“A pistil that won’t fire! A stamen that won’t stay! Oh, the stigma!”

(¬_¬)

Mr.Marky, offered to show me his private display….I won’t fall for that one again.

I wouldn’t touch that joke with someone else’s flower. :)

Nice decotive touch!