Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 10, 2022

Chester has the reputation on Ballard St. of a birdbrain.

A plastic wading pool is a LOT cheaper than a bird bath with a water circulator. A LOT cheaper.

The last time he did laps he had his lap bandaged for a week.

He thinks he has it figured out now. The trick is to go in headfirst.

He should erect a pulley system and then use it as a bidet.

Now Chester, didn’t the Swarchengrubers say you could use their hot tub?

Chester has dreams of grandure, that he’s an Olympic swimming star…..he also suffers from depth perception…

And he’ll break this one!

They forgot the Darwin warning. No diving

Number two comin’ up! ⛲⛲

Chester is smart enough to not try a cannon ball again.

Yes but he crossed between Dover and Calais.

…and it really ticked off the birds, remember the movie “The Birds” Chester ? Ticked off birds are no laughing matter.

Could be referring to the fountain or the knee or the arm …