Well, if he hadn’t stopped off at Roscoe’s to “have one with the boys” (or 3 or 4), he would have made it through that hoop like usual. Leona understands, and she’ll quietly disappear for a few minutes while he tries to salvage what’s left of his dignity. Dinner may be just a bit subdued this evening, but the conversation will be easy and pleasant, allowing Larry to relax after what obviously has been a very trying day.
My second wife never understood why I liked my cat Vivekat so much. It was very simple: Vivekat was always glad to see me when I came home; second wife – not so much. :)
oldpine52 almost 2 years ago
Larry is getting tired of all the hoops that Leona puts him through.
seanfear almost 2 years ago
at his age, he shouldn’t be out of home to begin with
marilynnbyerly almost 2 years ago
Get his bifocals checked. That happens to me when they are off-kilter.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Have a nice trip, Larry?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Nah…Leona just moved the portal up 3 feet. She’s still mad about the “laundry” situation last Thursday.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Is that a martini between the candles? I think Larry could use it now.
Farside99 almost 2 years ago
Well, if he hadn’t stopped off at Roscoe’s to “have one with the boys” (or 3 or 4), he would have made it through that hoop like usual. Leona understands, and she’ll quietly disappear for a few minutes while he tries to salvage what’s left of his dignity. Dinner may be just a bit subdued this evening, but the conversation will be easy and pleasant, allowing Larry to relax after what obviously has been a very trying day.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
This was fine (even fun) when Larry was younger and more limber.
But, is it still worth it to have to jump through hoops to get this reward?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 2 years ago
They have already toned it down. Leona used to use those candles to light the hoop.
P51Strega almost 2 years ago
This one made me laugh out loud. It’s now my favorite Ballard strip.
[Traveler] Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Larry’s wife has been quietly and gradually reducing the size of the hoop looking forward for this day to come
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
It would have been much safer had he come home in a welcome wagon.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.
morningglory73 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Yep, it’s time to put the hoop away but save the martini part.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Solution for Larry… make the “0” ring larger…
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Larry’s having trouble tying his shoe laces after a few drinks.. and sadly this is the result.
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
Larry still prefers this to her “Have a Good Day at Work” Cannon…
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
It had originally been a Flaming Hoop of Welcome but, fortunately, he was late and the flames burned out.
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
My second wife never understood why I liked my cat Vivekat so much. It was very simple: Vivekat was always glad to see me when I came home; second wife – not so much. :)
christelisbetty almost 2 years ago
Still better than what she puts up when she isn’t feeling welcoming.
Chris Sherlock almost 2 years ago
Larry may be getting a little old.