Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 27, 2023

that’s just a fancy definition for ADHD (or OCD)

The clock is ticking louder these day, Ryan? It happens. Nothing to fret over. It’s the way of the world, the way it must be. The old must make way for the new. Worry only about that which you can control. The rest is not your problem.

Ryan thinks, “The aheader I go, the behinder I get.”

Since hindsight is 20-20, simply go through life backwards.

What’s coming ahead is the same as what was already behind when you live life on a hamster wheel.

And it’s a size 57 Extra Wide.

Oh life will catch up eventually! Have a good day everyone X

Oh dear, he left and forgot about Agnus again, Ryan is in trouble…

Stop looking in your rear view mirror and go forward!

Where is oldpine?

Ryan’s Hope: If his behind wasn’t so big, his ahead would have more room (however, most folks on Ballard Street think it’s already pretty spacey…)

(sigh) That’s me…

Good morning Balladeers!

Just go forward….what’s done is done!

When that happens.. just turn around and go back to where you came from. Start again tomorrow and maybe go out the side door.

So much was already behind Ryan because of his career in proctology.

I remember Jack Benny asking the rhetorical question, “What has he [young actor] got that I haven’t got?” Of course, Mary Livingstone would tell him “Nothing. You’ve just got 30 years more of it.”

I’d be troubled by his shadow! :)

And he probably has a big behind…