Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 16, 2023

Shrew life comic

Leon will not be amused…when he wakes up from his nap.

What has she got to lose?

Good luck Stephanie! But most likely someone will want the furniture and not Leon.

Well, she tried putting a price tag on him, but nobody would even dicker over the ten cents. She was ready to take five….

Sorry, there’s one in every yard sale. Most of us have our own so…….

Maybe if she threw in a microwave oven?

Gently used…

One person’s trash is another person’s treasure.

“How many miles on those kidneys?”

My kids were on eBay all day yesterday. If they don’t sell soon I’ll have to try something else

Good morning Balladeers and Miss Susan!

I’m sure the lounge chair will be taken.

Just leave it out there all night. By morning, everything will be gone.

The Alligator and Vulture Appreciation Cult err Club was quite happy about the unexpected donation despite the fact it could have been a little less – well – mature.

Which was the main reason why Stephanie wanted to get rid of Leon in the first place.

“NO RETURNS”

(Stephanie may be dumb, but she’s not stupid… ☺)

Stephanie is going to have to throw in something extra. Change that sign to Free, will deliver and comes with a plate of cookies.

My wife’s cousin is named Stephanie. I wonder if I should check on her husband? :D

Getting rid of trash and lazy no good husbands!

When a storm caused palm fronds to fall in front of my downtown Santa Barbara house, I put out a sign that read “Palm Fronds 75¢”, in the hopes that someone would steal them. :)

That didn’t work but a photographer from the local paper took a picture which was published the next day as an example of entrepeneurship.

2nd sign:

WILL SLEEP FOR FOOD.

She’ll figure better with a shot of vodka.

“Take my husband, please!” Stephanie Youngman

I’ll take Stephanie…..rrrrrowww!!!!!

How about that! Stephanie’s gone and thrown away a perfectly good husband!

Stephanie is looking for a new model in the news paper.

this is one of the funniest toons on the planet