Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 11, 2023

According to Mitzi, his wife, Marshall’s sanity is the only thing about him that’s touch and go.

ladies and gentlemen, the future Indiana.

The journey down that steep slope looks even more daunting.

Wait until Scooter decides he needs some “encouragement” to complete his crossing!

It gonna be TOUCH and you go, once Mitzi sees what you’ve done to her newly planted lawn.

As a person with balance issues, I would say the hardest part is yet to come. Without anything to hold on to, he has to rotate and back down the stairway.

Without his pocket protector and back pocket comb, it’s doubtful that Marshall will survive the experience.

The worst part is Marshall doesn’t know how to swim!

Keep those cardboard inserts dry!

He’s gonna pretend he’s Ben Kenobi and blow it up.

It’s at 3:30. After Judge Judy.

Steady on there Marshall, many a man has fallen to their ah….muddy grass stained embarrassment.

Marshall, you should’ve asked Scooter to join you. I’m sure he’d like to be Short Round…

Somebody needs to navigate Marshall!

If he falls, the chinch bugs will pick him clean.

Good morning Balladeers!

Marshall’s been very board lately.

While traversing over water it would be prudent to wear a life jacket.

Adventure awaits those who dare ro leave the garden hose untethered!

Wow! That bridge is an accident waiting to happen. No corner bracing.

“Seething????” :)

People have always wondered where Ballard Street is. If that is indeed the Rio Ne gro, they’re in Columbia!

one misstep and the lawn piranhas have got ’im for sure…

Joan Wilder: What about the bridge?

Jack Colton: That ain’t a bridge. That’s (gosh darn) pre-Columbian art!

Romancing the Stone (1984)

Bridge Over the Kwai Me a River.

Marshall takes his life in his hands yet again.