Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 06, 2024

he soon would need to protect his “butt cover”

Hey! Somebody call the Home. Seymore is loose again.

The lunatic has several cases against him.

TODAY’S DARK LIMERICK IS DEDICATED TO HOOLIGAN 918

There was a young fellow called Hadley, Who’s marriage had ended most sadly. He didn’t shed tears, When his wife disappeared. And for Seymour this case could end badly!

The alien creatures across the street seem amused.

At least he isn’t dragging chains and keys and money boxes.

Mr. Hadley has a lot of luggage.

And to think he is a charter member of the Airport Baggage Handlers Union.

Good morning Balladeers!

“Luggo” and his baggage fetish can always strike unexpectedly.

He was thrown out of the airport after several unfortunate incidents involving the baggage area. Now he prowls the business streets in search of brief cases.

They don’t call him Samsonite Tail for nothing.

mr hadley’s a nut case…

No6 inside the quote marks should be cleoandcompany.Every time I try to type it all together the only thing that prints is the quote marks but none of the words. Don’t know what that’s all about.

Mr. Hadley is the one with only one case. Seymour is the one itching to take it.

Good night, Ballard Dears!