Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 09, 2025

Ha! eat your heart out, Elon!

And one of these days, having practiced for years already, they will get it right.

Archie believes that he has re-created Tesla’s death ray, and Arlene has convinced him to try it out on Mrs. Finklemier over on the other end of Ballard St., Arlene has never forgiven her for taking first prize in the Hog Calling and Ballet Festival.

If they blow my fuses One. More. Time……

More power to them

I hope there’s not a Frankenstein monster on the other end of that cord.

“Electricity doesn’t exist!”

Said Archie while shaking a fist.

“I’ll prove that l’m right,

And l don’t need a kite",

He then drowned in a big pool of urine.

It’s good to have something in common with your spouse.

Considering their setup, they may be in for a shocking experience!

Two of the most grounded people on Ballard Street!

No, It’s an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

Just another climate change devotee.

Thunderstorms are predicted shortly in the greater Ballard area – let’s watch!

And neighbors fear one day an explosion erasing Ballard Street…….

‘If at first’ an all that!!!

Hey, more power to ‘em!

I have friends who have solar panels, a Tesla energy convertor, and electric cars. Not only do they power their entire house and their cars, they sell energy back to the local utility company. Very impressive.

Rube Goldberg lives !

Few see their backyard but the tin foil hats are also indicative.

This device might work. Needs a diode tho.

Where can I order the plans for that free-energy device??

They may not have discovered electricity, but they may very well have perfected it.

the idea came to them in a flash…

What kind of reception do you get with that thing?

Good evening Balladeers!