Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for September 23, 2019

Offer to smoke a veggie with her, Mike!

Methinks Mike may have gotten this idea from a lady in Australia who was taking her neighbors to court over this. It got kind of crazy with much of the public wanting to go over there and start grilling too because she was making such a fuss. I don’t think that last part ever happened, but I’m sure you can find the article.

The neighbor should grill veggies and make sure the smell wafts over the fence. That’ll larn him!

Vegans, do what you wish, but leave the rest of us alone.

Seared animal flesh served with an appropriate grain-based beverage? Oh HELL, yeah!

That sounds like a personal problem, keep it that way.

We seem to have reached a conjunction…..

My neighbors used to burn ALL their trash and the smell of burning plastic, etc was really gross and the smoke would go all over the neighborhood.

well, mr. smarty-pants, according Webster, it is also a verb. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/barbecue

It’s good to know that it’s not just commenters on GoComics that like to dump on vegetarians.

Animal breading is responsible for 15% greenhouse gas / 8% water consumption / 80% deforestation.

Some vegans/vegetarians will tell you that plants don’t feel pain. Sir Richard Attenborough and others would beg to differ.