[long]A college kid is sitting at the bar when a gorgeous 50 year old woman comes over and asks to buy him a drink. She tells him that she’s a former dancer who does yoga everyday. She tells him of all the wild orgies she’s been to. The young man is about ready to explode when she whispers in his ear, ‘Have you ever done it with a mother and daughter at the same time?’
Soon they are in her house, and she has him naked as a jaybird. ‘Come on in, Mom! I got us a live one!’
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 5 years ago
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Packratjohn Premium Member about 5 years ago
Well, that’s just grand…unless you wanna try upright…
Differentname about 5 years ago
[long]A college kid is sitting at the bar when a gorgeous 50 year old woman comes over and asks to buy him a drink. She tells him that she’s a former dancer who does yoga everyday. She tells him of all the wild orgies she’s been to. The young man is about ready to explode when she whispers in his ear, ‘Have you ever done it with a mother and daughter at the same time?’
Soon they are in her house, and she has him naked as a jaybird. ‘Come on in, Mom! I got us a live one!’
CrouchingBruin about 5 years ago
She looks like Peter Parker’s Aunt May (from the old comic books, not the movie).
PICTO about 5 years ago
Just what Granny wanted for her birthday…a broken hip…
Ontman about 5 years ago
I hope the older lady got some lube for her birthday.
coltish1 about 5 years ago
Forget it, Aggie. You had your birthday last week. And about a month before that, and …
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Gasp! Nice try but I don’t THINK so!
Andrew Sleeth about 5 years ago
Granny looks like Del McCoury in a dress.
Greyhame about 5 years ago
Na na na na NA na.
MartinPerry1 about 5 years ago
I think the moment has passed, I suppose, for a long time, until after therapy. Thanks, Granny.
gawaintheknight about 5 years ago
Someone’s been reading Aristophanes
viking-riverrat about 5 years ago
Lucky him, he is in an open minded family!!!! Oh my !!!
PoodleGroomer about 5 years ago
It was a memorable all nighter; both got pregnant.
Bill The Nuke about 5 years ago
That will be an interesting threesome.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 5 years ago
“Sorry, only got enough good in me for one person. Check again next year…if you’re still around.”
Packratjohn Premium Member about 5 years ago
As Benny Hill (My hero) sang, “They don’t yell, and they won’t tell, and they’re grateful as hell. Give me an older woman every time!”
Vet Premium Member about 5 years ago
Grannie’s motor has been running since the boys came back home…..in 1918.
buckman-j about 5 years ago
8 to 88 and not dead over 48 hours. Open your birthday boxes ladies.
anomaly about 5 years ago
Did you bring enough presents for everyone?
craigwestlake about 5 years ago
“It never fails, here I am stuck between the entrance to heaven and an antique organ"…
chris_weaver about 5 years ago
Two birds with one stone!
AlanM about 5 years ago
Guy is sitting in a bar nursing a drink.
He strikes up a conversation with a woman that appears to be about 60.
Around closing time she asks him if he’d be interested in a threesome with a mother and daughter team.
He asks what is the age gap between the two women.
She says 35 years.
He figures sex with a 25 years old might be pretty good and he’d be able to stomach the 60 year old so he agrees.
He follows her home and as they enter her house she calls out, “MOM! Are you still awake?”