“The invitation didn’t say ‘BYOB’.”
Well, Bob started to bring a can of Pepsi, but walking shook it up, and it blew him backwards.
“No, but I brought the Dave Matthews Band mixtape.”
That’s what the one guy brought the berry for. You just need to poke a hole in it to drain the juice out.
Stupid ants don’t even know how to hold a pot luck supper. Everybody knows you have to have assigned categories like appetizers, entrees, desserts, & drinks.
So, what kind of thing will ants have to deal with at their picnic?
Gasp!
no milk for the cheerio????
Actually when ants invade your kitchen or bathroom, they are quite often looking for water instead of food.
Why you need a hospitality chair
But wait, maybe that little boy coming over to the anthill can give us something to drink!
uh, how would they do that?
A 2-4 of beer would require about 1000 of them to carry.
That’s not how ants carry things.
Ants have an uncanny ability to find sugary beverages.
“Yeah! Where are those piss-ants?”
The ant who is speaking came empty-handed! What gall to complain that nobody brought the drinks!
Go to the ant, O sluggard, Observe her ways and be wise.
July 17, 2015
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago
“The invitation didn’t say ‘BYOB’.”
Farside99 over 5 years ago
Well, Bob started to bring a can of Pepsi, but walking shook it up, and it blew him backwards.
mddshubby2005 over 5 years ago
“No, but I brought the Dave Matthews Band mixtape.”
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 5 years ago
That’s what the one guy brought the berry for. You just need to poke a hole in it to drain the juice out.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
Stupid ants don’t even know how to hold a pot luck supper. Everybody knows you have to have assigned categories like appetizers, entrees, desserts, & drinks.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ over 5 years ago
So, what kind of thing will ants have to deal with at their picnic?
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Gasp!
zerotvus over 5 years ago
no milk for the cheerio????
DanFlak over 5 years ago
Actually when ants invade your kitchen or bathroom, they are quite often looking for water instead of food.
elisem4 over 5 years ago
Why you need a hospitality chair
The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago
But wait, maybe that little boy coming over to the anthill can give us something to drink!
KEA over 5 years ago
uh, how would they do that?
garcoa over 5 years ago
A 2-4 of beer would require about 1000 of them to carry.
TracyKlujian over 5 years ago
That’s not how ants carry things.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
Ants have an uncanny ability to find sugary beverages.
DoktorScheisskopf over 5 years ago
“Yeah! Where are those piss-ants?”
Dis-play name over 5 years ago
The ant who is speaking came empty-handed! What gall to complain that nobody brought the drinks!
NaturLvr over 5 years ago
Go to the ant, O sluggard, Observe her ways and be wise.