Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 07, 1970

Transcript:

A bird flies around through a tree.<BR><BR> Snoopy lies on his back on the doghouse. "Z" He is asleep.<BR><BR> The bird flies.<BR><BR> The bird flies upside down.<BR><BR> BONK! The bird crashes into the doghouse. Snoopy is lifted straight up in the air.<BR><BR> Snoopy sits on the edge of the doghouse and leans over. He thinks, "He looks in bad shape..I'd better get my first-aid book..." The bird sits slumped in the grass.<BR><BR> From inside the doghouse Snoopy thinks, "I'll be out in a minute." the bird remains on the ground.<BR><BR> "Now, let's see... What do we have here? Burns, poison, snake bites, scratches..." Snoopy stands next to Woodstock, reading his book. The bird sits up.<BR><BR> "Ah! Here it is..." The bird looks up at Snoopy, who stands facing him, still looking at the book.<BR><BR> Snoopy sits on the ground and reads: "How to cure stupidity."<BR><BR>