Ew
Not to mention lifting them all, on one side.
Well boys don’t look at to many insects your brains will fry ;-)
Centi-ponch!
A centipede was quite happy
Until a bird in fun
Which raised her mind to such a pitch
She lay distracted in the ditch
Considering how to run.
Guy wants to take his centipede for a walk, says “Hurry up! What’s taking so long?” Centipede says [high squeaky voice] “Wait! I’m putting on my shoes…”
Or the poor owners trying to wipe all their feet after they went outside…
Imagine the irony if Ponch were to become the sort of caterpillar which feeds only on dogwood leaves.
Arrrrrgh! Human centipede flashes into my mind. Ack!!!
But fire hydrants would run away screaming when they saw you coming…
Which leg do you raise when you piddle.. perhaps raise them in succession as you move by the hydrant?
July 26, 2014
Argythree over 5 years ago
Ew
DennisinSeattle over 5 years ago
Not to mention lifting them all, on one side.
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Well boys don’t look at to many insects your brains will fry ;-)
J Quest over 5 years ago
Centi-ponch!
Greyhame over 5 years ago
A centipede was quite happy
Until a bird in fun
Said “Pray, which leg comes after which?”Which raised her mind to such a pitch
She lay distracted in the ditch
Considering how to run.
zippykatz over 5 years ago
Guy wants to take his centipede for a walk, says “Hurry up! What’s taking so long?” Centipede says [high squeaky voice] “Wait! I’m putting on my shoes…”
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Or the poor owners trying to wipe all their feet after they went outside…
DavidPlatt over 5 years ago
Imagine the irony if Ponch were to become the sort of caterpillar which feeds only on dogwood leaves.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Arrrrrgh! Human centipede flashes into my mind. Ack!!!
JP Steve Premium Member over 5 years ago
But fire hydrants would run away screaming when they saw you coming…
Alberta Oil over 5 years ago
Which leg do you raise when you piddle.. perhaps raise them in succession as you move by the hydrant?