Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 19, 2019

Should be some snap,crackle,pop that goes with it.

Men? Women too!

Maybe a Whoopi cushion would help with the lesson…..lol

Every time I move there is a sound effect.

What the heck is the father holding in his left hand?

I laughed it first, then I got up from the chair and …..

Look out out people! Here comes… the Geddup Noise! Don’t call it a come-back!

Why bother, he just became invisible at age 30.

In the teenage years, there’s secret instruction in how to properly go “A-a-a-ah” after a healthy swig of beer. Women don’t receive that teaching, as far as I know.

Direct correlation between age and amount of moaning and groaning made when exerting one’s self.

This isn’t rump roaring funny.

“How do I know my youth is all spent? My get up and go has got up and went.” – Pete Seeger.

Getting out of bed in the morning sounds a lot like walking on corn flakes.

Boy, I hate it when cartoonists make fun of me!

:-)

next he’ll learn the secret to blaming farts on inanimate objects in the vicinity…

What the heck is that in his hand?

My father taught me the noises1. getting in/out of chair2. getting in/out of car3. walking to top of flight of steps4. stretching so that you on’t pull a muscle