Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 25, 2020
June 24, 2020
June 26, 2020
Transcript:
Ralston: Hey, Cap, how do you fly? Captain Victorious: I jump up in the air and stay there. Ralston: No, I mean the mechanics. What's the process? What muscles do you use? Stuff like that! Captain Victorious: Hmm... I've never really thought about it. Ralston: Well, break it down for me. What's first? Captain Victorious: Okay... let's see... I go like this... or.. no, I do this? Something like...? Hrrr! Wrrrr! Dang it! Why'd you have to make me think about it!! Ralston: Sorry, I forgot that was your only weakness....
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago
Like thinking about bowling steps or shifting car. Does not work out well.
distortion over 4 years ago
Studies show that bumblebees shouldn’t be able to fly…but the bees never read the study.
Foob over 4 years ago
Years ago, when I was relatively new to our bowling league, I had a teammate ask me, as I was going up for my turn, what foot I started off on when I start my approach. That was the most awkward ball I’ve ever thrown. Yes, it was a gutter ball.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 4 years ago
The ant asked the centipede how he kept track of all those legs. The centipede thought about it for a while… and was never able to walk again.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
And while you’re thinking about that; are you ever aware of how hard your tongue presses up against the back of your teeth?
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Can’t believe that worked. It’s not like Cap is able to think.
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
Douglas Adams explained that you simply throw yourself at the ground and miss…
knight1192a over 4 years ago
I remember Paul Harvey telling the story back in the ‘90s of some golfer from like the ’20s or ’30s. The guy was like the Arnold Palmet, or Jack Nicholas, or Tiger Woods of his day, winning tournament after tournament. And when he wasn’t winning he was finishing in the top five. A natural talent. He was so good that some publishing company approached him to do a how to book to teach folks how to play and he took them up on it. BIG mistake. In having to think about how he played for the book, he actually forgot how to play. He was never as successful as he had been before the book and finished his golfing career as a local pro as his tournament career was over.