Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 09, 2020
August 08, 2020
August 10, 2020
Transcript:
Man: Ralston, as Commander of the Lunchtastics Patrol¶© you'll come and save this kid from his awful lunch. Ralston: But...he's eating turkey and grapes. Man: Exactly. He's bored. Save him. Ralston: But that's a really healthy lunch! Man: Exactly! He's dying of boredom! Save him! Ralston: He'll trade boredom for heart disease? Boy: Will someone save me from these grapes already?!? Man: Man, this kid's a pro...
hasani roberts over 4 years ago
wow the rabbit I forgot the name of really cares about health!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago
There is a series of commercials now just like that. The kids won’t eat a healthy meal and the parents give in and give them mac and cheese or some other dreck to eat. The amount of digestive cancers is rising among young people, I hear. Wonder why?
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Danny the Donut man to the rescue!
tad1 over 4 years ago
What’s wrong with a turkey sandwich? I’ve found turkey sandwiches to be quite tasty.
knight1192a over 4 years ago
Depends on if it was made by the lunch ladies I had in high school. If so, don’t expect the turkey and grapes are actually all that healthy (about the only fruit I’d touch in high school would be the banana and kiwi, everything else looked very iffy). They had a way of turning what should have been good food into nuclear waste
Dragoncat over 4 years ago
Heck, give the turkey and grapes for me to eat. How’s that for saving him?