Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 09, 2020
August 08, 2020
August 10, 2020
Transcript:
Man: Ralston, as Commander of the Lunchtastics Patrol¶© you'll come and save this kid from his awful lunch. Ralston: But...he's eating turkey and grapes. Man: Exactly. He's bored. Save him. Ralston: But that's a really healthy lunch! Man: Exactly! He's dying of boredom! Save him! Ralston: He'll trade boredom for heart disease? Boy: Will someone save me from these grapes already?!? Man: Man, this kid's a pro...
There is a series of commercials now just like that. The kids won’t eat a healthy meal and the parents give in and give them mac and cheese or some other dreck to eat. The amount of digestive cancers is rising among young people, I hear. Wonder why?