Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 05, 2020
Transcript:
Bixby: Look at this thing! A "smart phone"! I don't understand any of this nonsense... Phone: I am the Mechanova-Z Smart Phone. i am the future of the modern workplace. Bixby: What the - ?! Phone: I can read e-mail, schedule meetings and organize your work flow more efficiently than any human worker. In fact, I am far superior to you in every way. Bixby: How are you at fixing smashed smart phones? Phone: Stay back. I have a stylus.
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 4 years ago
Never trust a smart-assed phone with a stylus.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Does this genius apparatus know it’s not addressing a human?
Mythfan Premium Member about 4 years ago
It’s not superior to Bixby when it comes to diplomatic skills.
Blackangus about 4 years ago
Bixby understands the rule “Be Violent First”
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
Pretty soon phones won’t really need us at all.