Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 25, 2020
Transcript:
Tyr: I don't get it! Why won't you go out with me? You've had me jumping through hoops for weeks! I've done everything you've asked of me!! Woman: I'm just looking for something more impressive out of a guy. Some gesture that shows he's willing to go that extra mile! Tyr: I sacked a village for you!! Woman: Village? It didn't even have a Starbucks! More of a hamlet really...
allen@home about 4 years ago
Time to sack her Tyr and move on.
whahoppened about 4 years ago
“High maintenance”, Tyr
Znox11 about 4 years ago
Trust me, do not ignore the warning signs.
David in Webb Premium Member about 4 years ago
Sometimes you just can’t win. Move on.
Teto85 Premium Member about 4 years ago
There is no pleasing some people.
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
The last comment threw me for a moment – I thought: What does this have to do with Shakespeare?
Ken Norris Premium Member about 4 years ago
At last we have a distinction between ‘village’ and ‘hamlet.’ Does a ‘town’ have two Starbucks?
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 4 years ago
Didn’t that village have any pretty girls?
Display about 4 years ago
He let her slip right through his fingers. From a very great height.
willie_mctell about 4 years ago
Lady Lynet from Malory.
knight1192a about 4 years ago
Having a Starbucks is proof it’s not worth sacking. He sacked a real village.
oakie817 about 4 years ago
to be or not