Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 22, 2022
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Transcript:
Scrappy Lad: This stinks! I'm too weak to help in a fight. Captain Victorious: Maybe you're not cut out for superheroics. Scrappy Lad: But I've got what it takes!! I've got the heart of a lion! The reflexes of a panther! The tenacity of a badger! Captain Victorious: The physique of a Smurf... Scrappy Lad: Hey, I'm only a quarter Smurf!!
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That explains things. Help him out, Cap. Tell him how you developed your muscles, if you can remember anything past last Tuesday.
Robert Miller Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Being a gamer, I know what Scrappy Kid is…a distraction and/or bait. Cap should use him to distract the bad guys long enough for him to drink his beer before he defeats them…
knight1192a almost 3 years ago
HEY, DON’T INSULT SMURFS! Most of them are tougher than Scrappy Lad. Pretty sure just about only Brainy isn’t tougher than Scrappy Lad, given how often every other Smurf kicks him out of the village.
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
the brain of a fence post…
Ray Helvy Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And a quarter (sized) Conan O’Brien.