Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 05, 2023
Transcript:
fritz: Bixby, we're gonna have to start doing time sheets. bixby: Time sheets? bixby: What's next, photo I.D.s? Surveillance cameras? ankle monitors?? Bixby: Why don't you just have armed guards with cattle prods herding me around like a prisoner?? fritz: Because you'd probably just con them into doing your time sheets for you. bixby: That's true...
LawrenceS over 1 year ago
Relax, Bixby, it only takes five minutes and a couple different pens to fake eight hours of what you’ve ‘done’ for the day.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago
Used to have to fill out detailed timesheets. For some reason the computer could not figure out overtime. So we had to do the calculations on the sheet. I think I wasted 1/2 hour a day filling it out.
David in Webb Premium Member over 1 year ago
I hated doing time sheets. Just let me do the work.