Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 13, 2024
December 12, 2024
December 14, 2024
Transcript:
tyr: Hey, wanna go grab some gravlax: jenn erica: Forget it, tyr. tyr: I don't get it. why won't you go out with me? Jenn erica: aside from being married, you're rude, disgusting, pushy, loud, violent and disgusting. tyr: you said "disgusting" twice. jenn erica: Really? I meant to say it three times....
LawrenceS 5 days ago
Pretty sure it’s that cleaning your toenails with the fork that earns the third mention.
fuzzbucket Premium Member 5 days ago
All those adjectives were required to marry the woman he did.
Vegetable Patch 62/-46 5 days ago
I’d tell him to go to ‘Bargain Block’, not heaven or hell.
PoodleGroomer 5 days ago
Twice through the full service brush car wash is a start, but only skin deep.
AndrewSihler 5 days ago
He’s married, true, but it wasn’t his idea.
alanoodle 5 days ago
We’ve seen his wife. Jenn Erica is thinking self-preservation.
Barnabus Blackoak 3 days ago
is gravlax a real thing? Sounds a very hard laxative.