Close to Home by John McPherson for November 03, 2019

After all, she didn’t specify where you have to kiss her.

No doubt the prince must find this to be pretty alarming!

Meanwhile William Shatner is laughing over this, then bellowing “KHAAAAAAAAAAN!”

CPAP machines are not romantic. However, he could remove the mask long enough to kiss her.

she doesn’t look that overweight.

Actually, it’s the potential lawsuit that’s stopping him. She hasn’t given consent yet.

Bleeb is hiding, no matter what the out come it won’t be something you would want to watch. Mean while the Princess has been brewing the garlic and anchovies pizza she ate last week.

If she takes it off, she’ll snore the doors off.

I’m not sure why but, when I see the word “cpap” in print I see “crap” until I take a second look! (?) ;o{

Cpap scares me.

I like where bleeb is hiding waiting to see how this all works out. He looks amused like he knows a secret.

Who’s the bully?

And he’s saying, “Kiss my [ahem]”.

Go for the neck, hickey is a kiss too.

Morning everyone! At least, I think it is? Time changes always mess me up! Little Alien Dude, are you thinking what I’m thinking? Turn off the switch in 3, 2, 1. Blast off Bleeb!!!!!!!!!! I have never seen McPherson do cleavage so well. Good job, man! :)

She’s got to have some serious dragon breath!