Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 12, 2019

Peppermint Betty… uh-huh

Peppermint Patty, now you can also be accused of identity theft.

Betty and Patty rhymes

Hope Ma’am doesn’t get petty over Betty, Patty.

She’s always wanted to be a Betty.

Dum-de-dum-dum! Dum-de-dum-dum-duuuuuuuuuuum! Clang! Clang! Ouch!

So Peppermint Patty is getting her advice from Jack Webb?

Why another re-run again Schulz?

But then you’d get a 0. Is that better?

She wanted to protect the innocent? I thought she spelled it that way because she was dyslexic.

Try Alan Smithee next time, Patty

To protect the lazy is more likely.

I used to sign my reports with nicknames because I didn’t like my given name.

Betty? Should have gone with Wilma instead.

I sign all my reports ‘Dilbert.’

Or in this case, protect the guilty.

Should’ve used a different last name, too…

I guess Peppermint Patty is not trying to be Betty White (Who’s still alive in her 1990’s, but you see her game show rerun appearances on the BUZZR channel!)

Haha

Again Off Color Peanuts

Adam 12?