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Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 02, 2011
March 01, 2011
March 03, 2011
Transcript:
Woman: I thought you were going to straighten up the closet? Man: Oh, yeah. I'll... Woman: Too late. I just did it. Man: Gee, I would have... Woman: Once again, the potential of promises is mugged in the alley by the 3 stooges-shoulda, coulda and woulda.
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pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
Those 3 stooges did a better job than Larry, Moe and Curly would have.
parethed almost 14 years ago
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…a wise guy, ehh?
cdward almost 14 years ago
If she wants it done, then she should do it. If he doesn’t care, that’s fine.
jcox77 almost 14 years ago
Maybe it was the three wise men. He got out of work, didn’t he?
vzs1022 almost 14 years ago
Why I oughta…
scrabblefiend almost 14 years ago
Her husband is probably a politician–promising everything, and then when it’s time to deliver on those promises, well, nothing happens. It’s always one excuse after another.
I wonder how he would feel if, when it was dinner time, she said, “In a minute”, and never did make the meal?
tedcoop almost 14 years ago
Like how my mom once asked my dad, “Why do I always end up loading the dishwasher after supper?” and he told her, “You don’t end up loading the dishwasher – you load the dishwasher.” The next time she spent an hour in her office after supper, instead of cleaning dishes immediately, she then returned to the kitchen to find the dishwasher loaded and running.
I tell my wife, “If you want something done your way, do it your self. If you want me to do something, don’t get involved in the technique or timing,”