Luann Againn by Greg Evans for October 15, 2020

Best answer son is don’t “need” it!

Teenagers never listen to the word “no”. It’s either they wait on their own or they don’t

Don’t worry Brad, you won’t need it…..

But will it still works when he’s 30 and finally needs it?

He won’t need it until Toni shows up.

Oh, for god’s sake Frank, you know full well you would have crawled over broken glass to have your chance at that age. “I don’t want you to need it.” is the worst fatherly advice in the universe.Man up and talk to the boy. You can’t keep trusting him to use his personality as birth control forever… Sure, we know now that he managed that, but you didn’t then.Modern Frank wouldn’t give advice this pathetically stupid.

You ain’t never gonna stop kids from (having sex). It feels good! – W. Goldberg, US social observer

Ah yes. The wallet with the tell-tale ring impression

Panel three may be the most intelligent thing Brad has ever said.

Wallets are not the best place to keep them.

The wallet is the worst place to store a condum. Just moving around can tear it up. I made a sleeve for outside the top of my boot. (I was a bit military when I was young) Unfortunately, it lasted for years.

Brad’s pretty dang smart!