Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 16, 2019

No bones about it.

Saves on those pricey X-rays,

Got Dr.’s appointment this after, everything I eat goes right through.

and they say wait times in hospitals are long….

Woh, doc, my teeth are up here.

The wait time here is a killer!

I got that hollow feeling…this always happens when HALLOWEEN is near….clickety clack

that’s almost sounds rude. “Please leave my cavity out of this conversation”.

Hope you’re not talkin’ ’bout the full body cavity.

OK; let’s try this for the 20th time – rinse and spit!

I didn’t when I got here!

There’s not really a cavity. The dentist is just putting the bite on you.