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When I was stationed in Alaska, I was driving a pickup truck down the Richardson Highway and I met a moose on the road where the Alaska pipeline went under the road. I couldnât get around him so I honked the horn to try to scare him off. He got mad and started charging my truck. So I had to floor it in reverse to avoid getting rutted. After about a quarter of a mile, he got tired so he ambled off the road, letting me by.
allen@home almost 5 years ago
I wouldnât have laid the pipe until he had moved. A long way away.
derdave969 almost 5 years ago
And, anyway the plans wanted an expansion joint in another 500 feet.
OldDesertLizard Premium Member almost 5 years ago
âGonnaâ or âgoing toâ. I donât think âgonna toâ works.#nobodyproofreads
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Pipeline, smipelineâŠ.ruining land everywhereâŠ.
ncorgbl almost 5 years ago
âDoes a pipeline sit in the woods?â
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
Throwing a peanut butter and honey sandwich into the woods would have been easier.
Old Man River almost 5 years ago
That would really mess up the laminar flow. (Sorry about that. Frustrated retired engineer)
Ricky Bennett almost 5 years ago
When I was stationed in Alaska, I was driving a pickup truck down the Richardson Highway and I met a moose on the road where the Alaska pipeline went under the road. I couldnât get around him so I honked the horn to try to scare him off. He got mad and started charging my truck. So I had to floor it in reverse to avoid getting rutted. After about a quarter of a mile, he got tired so he ambled off the road, letting me by.
Boomer Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Sad when the cartoonist and his editor are both illiterate.