There’s an old joke about Santa having to finally get a pilot’s license. FAA examiner gets in the sleigh and is carrying a shotgun. Says, “I’m not supposed to tell you but you’re going to lose an engine on takeoff.”
Venison cookbook? Y’know, there’s an expression my English grandmother was fond of, “Cutting off your nose to spite your face” It ain’t gonna make anything better; it only works as a threat.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
NOOOOOOOOO! WAAAAAAAAY! Step away from the cook book…..
Indianapolis Smith about 4 years ago
Venison sausage wrapped in bacon!
bobbyferrel about 4 years ago
There’s an old joke about Santa having to finally get a pilot’s license. FAA examiner gets in the sleigh and is carrying a shotgun. Says, “I’m not supposed to tell you but you’re going to lose an engine on takeoff.”
Spacetech about 4 years ago
Outsource to Fedex
drycurt about 4 years ago
I’ve been hoping for new Santa-related comics, but they’re all repeats so far.
P51Strega about 4 years ago
Maybe they can meat in the middle.
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
Well, it is lean meat…
syzygy47 about 4 years ago
Venison cookbook? Y’know, there’s an expression my English grandmother was fond of, “Cutting off your nose to spite your face” It ain’t gonna make anything better; it only works as a threat.
Busy Tonight Premium Member about 4 years ago
Is it a slower cooker recipe?
Jim G Premium Member about 4 years ago
Smart move, Santa. Let them stew over that one for a while.