There’s an old joke about Santa having to finally get a pilot’s license. FAA examiner gets in the sleigh and is carrying a shotgun. Says, “I’m not supposed to tell you but you’re going to lose an engine on takeoff.”
Venison cookbook? Y’know, there’s an expression my English grandmother was fond of, “Cutting off your nose to spite your face” It ain’t gonna make anything better; it only works as a threat.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
NOOOOOOOOO! WAAAAAAAAY! Step away from the cook book…..
Indianapolis Smith almost 4 years ago
Venison sausage wrapped in bacon!
bobbyferrel almost 4 years ago
There’s an old joke about Santa having to finally get a pilot’s license. FAA examiner gets in the sleigh and is carrying a shotgun. Says, “I’m not supposed to tell you but you’re going to lose an engine on takeoff.”
Spacetech almost 4 years ago
Outsource to Fedex
drycurt almost 4 years ago
I’ve been hoping for new Santa-related comics, but they’re all repeats so far.
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
Maybe they can meat in the middle.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well, it is lean meat…
syzygy47 almost 4 years ago
Venison cookbook? Y’know, there’s an expression my English grandmother was fond of, “Cutting off your nose to spite your face” It ain’t gonna make anything better; it only works as a threat.
Busy Tonight Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Is it a slower cooker recipe?
Jim G Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Smart move, Santa. Let them stew over that one for a while.