Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for May 08, 2020

The banks used to ask me what I have for collateral.

Now I ask them what they have for collateral…..

I don’t even go in banks….

One genius desperado wrote his note to the teller on the back of his personal deposit slip. You can’t make up this stuff.

I suspect the Police will eventually find him.

“And don’t forget my free toaster, either.”