Close to Home by John McPherson for October 24, 2019

That scale is not very nice. At least Bleeb looks happy.

A vending machine extortion racket. Very clever. No one would ever suspect.

Is she using dollar coins? Those are SOOOO annoying!

Let it moo. I’ll save my money.

Run away! On second thoughts, walk away and deny all knowledge, you can get 30 yards away in 20secs.

But first it should say “one at a time, please!”

she’ll definitely lose weight popping all those quarters in

Looks like a Candid Camera setup.

Nothing is EVER,EVER free.

To indicate any number less than 200 lbs insert 10 dollars

Option 2 is to just leave. 20 seconds seems like sufficient time to blend into the uninterested crowd as long as Bleeb doesn’t give you away.

Wherever you are, Perkycat, we followed your orders and had lots of fun!!!!!!!!!! :)

Your puny attempt at extortion won’t work with me. Now if it was “oink, oink”……..

Reminds me of an old SNL skit: “It’s a quarter to jump into your cesspool, $20 to be on my way.”