Close to Home by John McPherson for October 25, 2019

But you still need a pound of hamburger to make it!!!

Preparing it is pretty easy, it’s a no-brainer!

I don’t know why they call it a “helper.” It tastes good all by itself.

Bleeb… RUN this is no place for you!

Why don’t they just call them ‘Mombies’?

Now where are you gonna get the brains to make that?

John McPherson’s style works particularly well on zombies.

When I was a kid growing up in Montana we used to have brains and eggs once in a while. I don’t like to think about it.

“Tastes cerebral, not terrible!”

And it’s a favorite of Miley Gyrus..

Dirty up your room now!